From JtHM
"On a crowded street, I could drain a flower vendor of all
his blood, and not get caught!! People would scream and vomit, and yet, somehow, I would walk away unscathed. I could do that!!
...Oh, wait....I did do that!!" JtHM #3
"I've been talking to dead rabbits and feeding bloody walls.
I've done horrifying things with salad tongs! It's really eaten into my social life" JtHM #
"Dear diary, today I stuffed some dolls
full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if maybe, there REALLY is something wrong with me." JtHM #
"Dear Die-ary: There's nothing terribley wrong with feeling
lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows
complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their 'discomfort' like a favorite shirt. I can't say I'm very
pleased with where my life is just now... but I can't help but look forward to where it's going." (this is one of my favorites!)
JtHM # 7
"“Whether in a suit or in a loincloth people are ignorant little thorns cutting into one another.”
"Yes yes, I'm the one that's been killing all those
people. But I'm also the creative force behind Happy Noodle Boy, so forgive me and shut up" JtHM #
From SQUEE!
"I thought we were having Stove Top? I want none of this
soul toast." SQUEE! #3
"STAND BACK, AMIGO! this is a job for.... THE ANTI-CHRIST!!"
SQUEE! #4
“Yay!! I’m home and I wasn’t attacked by a squirrel!”
SQUEE! #
Happy Noodle Boy Quotes
"These hands!! I can't get them off my wrists!!"
"MARVEL AT MY PLASTIC APPLICATOR!! NOT JUST ANY ACCESORY FOR YOUR SANITARY NAPKINS!! I MUST LICK
YOUR TEETH! NICE MOLARS!"
"Be free little pop-tart!"
"Buy
me mentos!! Fucking minty I tell ya! Appease my mighty ass-nut! I demand to be minty! You deny me freshmaker?"
