From Lenore
"You leave Mr.Fishy alone you bad thing!"
"Hi! I'm Teddy Ruxpin and I'm your friend. Did you hear me?
I SAID I'M YOUR @#$!? FRIEND, DAMMIT!"
"Voodoo dolls didn't work...neither did the neighbors kid"
"I remember licking a toaster...it wasn't mine"
"VIVA LA BIRDS!"
"I love Mr. Wierd Doll Thing Guy Here"
"If your happy and you know it clap your hands!!
If your (*snap*) thinking your sooo happy with the woman that you love and then you find out that she cheated on you
and then when you went to comfort her about her little 'rendevoux' with a spikey haired little bastard she tries to say she
was raped so that she could get out of it and gain false sympathy besides so you bury her alive and they can't press
charges without a body so then you...(*snap*)...clap your hands!"
"Can I roll you up and down the hill?"
"Plus, I absolutly ADORE children with
butter"
"I want to suckle your intestinal goodness!"
"That should never have to happen to a chicken"
"Fishies go 'Pook Pook Pook'"
"I DONT WANT TO GET NAKED WITH THE BEARS! AND STOP TRYING
TO STICK THAT IN ME!!"
"You're stupid! Little puffy rat-midget cotton-tushed cootie-infested
freak-of-nature poo-poo headed monstrosity of the seventh layer of heck pee-pee breathed dookie-eating pig-lovin crab-like
bow-legged creepy-ass bulbous-head smaller-than-a-breadbox hollow-brained gopher-lickin intestine-shaped bacon-wrapped no-soap-using squid-slurping
botchilism-growing crotch-scratching one-balled accidentally-birthed filth-spreading juice-producing greasy-palmed fart-leaking
ball of crap shaped like a little man!!"
"I'm gonna kill you good"
"You re-stuffed me with the pig-innards??"
From Things Involving Me And The little Notey Thingeys at the End of the Comic
"A wee bloody knee, it's fun to say, 'wee bloody knee'"
"Hot damn I'm rambling"
"Like a big spooky taco without beef. Also, I suppose there
wouldn't be cheese or lettuce either"
"Th..the urinal laughed at me...and it took pictures"
"Oh ya, I was a drunk captive audience that was not expecting
the urinal to yell at me"
"It's magic" (you so gotta read that one to get it)
"Dude, I can't believe I went that long without clean underwear"
"Hey, stop squirming down there. I'll take you out and play
with you when we get home. Man, this thing is so strong and hard to hang onto"
